Once in Paris me and my spouse
found a spanish name 'bove the door
we went in and found a steak house
exactly what we were looking for.
The waiter was a stupid cock
made the entire steakhouse rock.

Can you tell me why you're hungry
I don't want you to complain
don't you think you drive me crazy
I don't want me to explain.

When he asked us for the order
I said we don't have a menu
he looked like he thought 'bout murder
we got doubtful 'bout his venue
The waiter was a stupid cock
made the entire steakhouse rock.

Can you tell me why you're hungry
I don't want you to complain
don't you think you drive me crazy
I don't want me to explain.

We were waiting 'bout an hour
when he came back to our table
we were hungry I turned sour
angus please if you are able
The waiter was a stupid cock
made the entire steakhouse rock.

Can you tell me why you're hungry
I don't want you to complain
don't you think you drive me crazy
I don't want me to explain.

We were sitting waiting angry
one more quarter for  the cutlery
I was smoking spouse was hungry
so it went on  that misery
The waiter was a stupid cock
made the entire steakhouse rock.

Can you tell me why you're hungry
I don't want you to complain
don't you think you drive me crazy
I don't want me to explain.

Half an hour later that day
my hunger turned to suffering
I asked the waiter by the way
could we have it this evening?
The waiter was a stupid cock
made the entire steakhouse rock.

Can you tell me why you're hungry
I don't want you to complain
don't you think you drive me crazy
I don't want me to explain.

Finally we got cold plate
without a single piece of meat
the stupid waiter sealed our fate:
'forgot your order please repeat.'
The waiter was a stupid cock
made the entire steakhouse rock.

Can you tell me why you're hungry
I don't want you to complain
don't you think you drive me crazy
I don't want me to explain.